Fake Criterions Cage Match
Mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. We’ve been enjoying our winter breaks so much that we haven’t had time to watch 8MM. But we’ll get to it soon. Hopefully. The allure of sleeping until noon every day hasn’t worn off just yet.
As a distraction, check out the Cage match contest (unrelated to this blog) over at Fake Criterions. There are photoshopped Criterion DVD covers for Nicolas Cage movies, most of which are insanely good. For those who aren’t film nerds, Criterion puts out restored DVDs of classic movies from world cinema. Literally the only reason to shell out $8 per month for Hulu Plus is for their collection of Criterion movies. (And also Community.) Apparently they’ve released a version of The Rock but not any other Cage movie, which is just baffling.
Anyway, we’ll be back soon with a review of 8MM, possibly while drunk because we’ve acquired a lot of wine thanks to the holidays.


